Finally Checking In

Hey folks hows it going, Chance here. Sorry I haven't been able to make my presence known until now but I've been busy chasing the ever retreating icons of boobies and beer. It was made readily apparent by a good friend that I've been slacking on this whole blogging thing. However she should be happy to know that my panties are officially unbunched. Well, where do we start? Looks like everybody is getting amped up for the upcoming Memorial Day weekend, which sadly, I will have to endure very long hours working at the lake watching over young, drunk, scantily clad women with no standards. I know what your thinking "thank god it's not you", but I will throw myself on that grenade to save my friends long long hours of boredom. I will be partaking of loaded Dos XX's at Carlos n Charlies after work if anybody gets bored and can put up with wild drunk women this weekend. Everybody have a good Memorial Day and enjoy your time off. I sure wish I could.

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